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Happy turkey day, you horny little turkeys


Happiest of Thanksgivings to you all, little turkeys. Whether you’re a fan of Jezebel, or you’re here to be a perv, I welcome you with open arms. I hope you spend today at your computer jerking off to pictures of me that you paid for lol.


I guess that was mostly Jezebel talking. She does love it when a guy pays to buy her content and then masturbates to it.


Anyway, today is Thanksgiving which means I need to get ready for my Cyber Monday show. I spoke a while ago about how important it is to build a camming schedule, and a huge part of that is taking into account holidays and important days like that. There are some days that are huge money makers. One of them, from what I’ve experienced, is the Monday after Thanksgiving, aka Cyber Monday.


The reason is that people are all chill from their holiday daze and are now ready to spend money on things like tipping me.


Lol I guess I’m in a weird mood if you haven’t noticed! I’m just excited for Thanksgiving.


My point is that there actually is a rhyme and reason to this business, and one of the important things is making sure I capitalize on those days. And I advertise the fuck out of them. So my Twitter feed has been getting ready for this show for awhile. I’ve been sending users cute pics of me and posting on my Snapchat, and all of that.


Anyway, today is Thanksgiving which means family time. The tradition in my family is that we all go to my parents house, my Mom cooks a mean turkey and we all pig out and drink specialty cocktails like pumpkin spice white Russians that Dad makes and everyone is super duper loud. It’s really crazy how loud my family is lol.


There’s always an underlying awkwardness to my family’s functions. I mean I spoke about how me and Mom had a really tense relationship. It never really goes away I don’t think, but we pretend we’re cool for the holidays. She more or less ignores me, and I her, so I guess that’s kind of civil. I enjoy the time I get with my cousins. They’re really wonderful and we kind of grew up together.


They’re kind of like a hierarchy to who makes the rules in my cousin group, for lack of a better description. I’m the second oldest, and then there are 3 beneath me including my sister. We’re all a fab bunch of ladies. We really grew up together. We’d get dropped off at the other’s house when our parents would have stuff to do and it was always really fun. But since we’re different ages, there were always some cliques.


Basically me and my older cousin were very close for awhile, I always looked up to her and considered her to be an older sister. But then, she kind of got too cool for school, so the cousin right beneath me and I became very good friends. We were always naughty over the summers. She’d come stay at my parents’ place for nearly a whole summer sometimes, and we’d stay out until the wee hours meeting boys. I remember jumping into my parents’ pool with her, kissing a boy with a girlfriend. I was a bit of a mess back then in my teenage years.


So anyway, the hierarchy for making rules is that myself and the one right beneath me make the rules for the 2 little ones beneath us. I mean it’s nearly irrelevant now, we’re all adults, but because it was that way for so long, it sticks in weird ways. Like my sister will ask us if she can go do something. I’m like YES, you don’t have to ask me. But I guess old habits die hard.


So we eat and we drink and we play charades which is fun. And I always feel bad because my Dad is the only one that does dishes. Sometimes I help and recruit the cousins (see, we are the ones that make the rules) but a lot of times I act like a lazy turkey.


Thanksgiving is also awkward because of my double life. I mean, I am a cam model. A lot of the time. But during family holidays, I am just Danny. So I turn off Jezebel and become full on Danny. I tell everyone about the teaching business, and mostly avoid the subject of work. I stare at my Aunt, wondering if she knows what I do on Cyber Mondays…


So that’s my Thanksgiving. It’s boring, it’s heavy, it’s family, it’s stressful lol. I bet everyone feels the same. What do you do on Thanksgiving?


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